In a recent post, Teh Reducer, listed me in the top 62 blogs of all time. After serious analysis, careful consideration and grueling hours, I determined that I was ranked number 51. I gave "juice" to everyone below me by linking them and basically left everyone in the top 50 to pound sand. Apparently, I mistook Teh Reducer's ranking system. Upon further review, I told the wrong people to pound sand, and now it appears that it is I that will have difficulty walking around the house for a day or two.