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Saturday, July 30, 2005 - Posts

I Kicked Arsch

According to the shirt, "I Kicked Arsch at Germanfest Sheepshead".  Yeah, that's right, I won the Saturday 10pm Tournament (+33).  Most of the usual card monsters were in attendance.  The Jeff & Mike Show, "Super Mario" Ray, Big Tom, Bob T, NoCheatChris, Dave The Jet (I just found out he used to work where  the lower cased one and I now are consultants), Pete The Ref, Bruce, etc.  Jeff won the Saturday 9pm Tourney (+23);  Mike won the Saturday 4pm (+20, I think); Ray won the Friday 1pm opener (+31); NoCheatChris won the Saturday 6pm Tourney (+20).  Bob T is usually good for two Tourney hour wins, but is scoreless this year.  The Jet has been shut out as well.  One more day to go.  I'm expecting The Jeff & Mike show to pick up at least one more win on Sunday as old-timer Mike has a load of wins under his belt and Jeff is about as smooth of a card player as they go.  I didn't catch the overall high score, but I saw a +40 and I thought I saw a +41 (it could have been +43).  Jeez, where's my head?  I'll get some proper Tourney stats and post them up Sunday or Monday.  My older brother (the no-blog network engineer) is gonna hang out and play on Sunday for a few hours.  I'm expecting good things from him, but I will not be the HOME TEAM on Sunday (read the post).  Before I forget, I posted Tourney particulars in Don't eat the Schnitzel; they're using Schnauzer and forgot to mention that this Tournament is played as Traditional Sheepshead without any Crack/No-Crack rules in effect.

Here's a shot of the tourney location.  Today's weather was a bit humid, but 75-85 degrees with a nice breeze off of Lake Michigan.

These are my Saturday Tourney scores (with the 1pm and 9pm scores comparable to 2-day old roadkill in all physical observable manner).  Higher is better:

Time Slot

My Score

My Cumulative Score

Remarks

1pm

-15

-15

Lost the table.  I'm roadkill and feeling like the day is going to be a tough one.

2pm

+1

-14

3pm

+12

-2

Won the table.  Ok, BOZO hits it.  Light cigar #1 (Macanudo Hampton Court).  Wrapper holds this sweetheart nice and tight.
4pm

+2

- 0 -

5pm

-6

-6

6pm

- 0 -

-6

7pm

+2

-4

Light cigar #2.  Arturo Fuente Torpedo.  Bad pull, lousy smoke for a card game.  Last one in my humidor.  Good riddance.
8pm

-10

-14

9pm

-17

-31

Lost the table.  I deserve THE SAUSAGE for that lousy play.
10pm

+33

+2

Won the table.  Won the hour.  Everyone else sucks, I rule.  Bob T got THE SAUSAGE at Table 8.

All of that and I end Saturday +2.  The +2 is a personal tally.  To give you an idea of personal tally scoring, "Super Mario" Ray had a two day total of +101 going into the Saturday 10pm session (and then sat at my table where I smacked everyone).  The guy had only two losing sessions Saturday (of course I had four losers Saturday, but three were massive losses).  Way to go Ray.

The tournament counts table wins (get a pin and a deck of Milwaukee Germanfest cards), table losses (win a piece of sausage; "losers take THE SAUSAGE") and Tournament hourly wins (a plaque and a polo shirt with the above mentioned statement).  The hourly winners have to pose with their shirt and plaque for a Polaroid that is placed on the Tournament Score Board.  For those that are interested, I only had two alone no-trickers; one in the 3pm session and one in the 10pm session.

As an hourly winner, my name goes into the Grand Prize drawing.  Ok, I have to say, that if I win the Grand Prize, then this is a very cool prize, but if I don't win, then it is just a dumb $100 gift certificate for Best Buy that some other lucky bozo won.  Wait a tick; Bozo is my cards "name" (check the Board).

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posted Saturday, July 30, 2005 11:48 PM by optionsScalper with 1 Comments

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